cheater cheater pumpkin eater.

Wow, did I have the wool pulled over my eyes or what?

Let me fill you in on whats been going on the past couple of days...(don't worry i'll condense it. I wouldn't want to bore you to death.)

So on friday, stephanie and I got tickets to the safetysuit concert. They're great live, by the way..possibly better than they are on cd.

Anyways, being at a concert with all of that high energy in the air and band roadies running all over the place reminded stephanie of an offer some musician made her a while back. He offered her a job selling merch and setting up interviews for him while he was on tour with colbie caillat and travy mcoy in EUROPE and AUSTRALIA. He said he was leaving in January, he had five spots open and he would love if stephanie would go. (I guess he's kind of got some kind of crush on her or something. He texts her all the time and I think he asked her to be his girlfriend once.)  So of course, steph's a great friend, and she calls him the next day and says "Hey, would it be alright if my friend maddie came with me? I don't really want to go alone and you said you had five spots open." and he said "Tell maddie to pack her bags :) she's in!" 

I was literally not breathing for maybe a minute. I was freaking out. He made it sound all legit! He said he owned some company called vyrus records that does some sort of software for apple and itunes and he supposedly made millions a year. So since he made SOO much money he was going to fly us there for free and pay for everything AND pay us for working on top of all of that. Sick, right? I know. I couldn't believe it myself. 

He then tells stephanie that he bought her a laptop so she could skype her family while she was away. Now it was getting kind of too good to be true. But THEN he tells us he's going to give us 50,000 dollars EACH for the job. He says "Oh its no big deal. I make like five times more money than that a year so its not a problem i would pay anyone that. I'm bringing you the checks tomorrow.." blah blah blah. We're not signing any contracts? We're just being literally HANDED 50 grand!? I don't know but I kind of feel like 50,000 is kind of a lotttt of money for being a roadie for four months ahhahaha. Now I know its probably not real.

In attempt to get to know this insanely rich man who just hands out money and tries to lure girls into flying all the way to europe for who knows what, I decided to check him out on the internet to see what he was all about...and also to make sure he wasn't some sort of con artist sex trafficing weirdo. So i type his name into google. "Ammon Malone". Remember, this guy is an awesome musician. Good enough to tour with colbie caillat in ireland. But intstead of finding some souped up website with tons of fans and views...pictures of shows, all that jazz, i find some poe-dunk page with like 92 views, no obvious fans and six demos.

so I listen to the demos....Surprise! he's horrible. His lyrics suck. His voice is underdeveloped. There's NO WAY he's going on some huge tour. funny joke, ammon! So i continue searching. I found some crappy youtube videos and then i find his "software company" vyrus records....HAHAHA you want to know what he does?! He has a small recording studio in provo called vyrus records. They charge 35 dollars an hour. YEAH BUDDY. YOU'RE MAKING MILLIONS.

what an idiot. 

oh don't worry its not over. I THEN find his blog. Now he told stephanie that he was married before. He's 25. Has two kids. BUT as of right now he is single and like I said, he has some kind of love interest with stephanie. He's tried to get her to go out with him a bunch of times and everything. She rejected him. What a smart girl!

Funny how the "single" creeps always manage to be so not. single. at. all.

I read over his blog. He divorced his first wife, yes. BUT around april or something he met a girl named Lacey Baird. Who just happened to be in mine and stephanies history class. She graduated with us and everything. Ammon and Lacey got married July 2nd 2010. 

Okay lets count the months here....July, August, September. OH WAIT. its only the 20th day into september. so thats what? two and 2/3 months? my guess is they're probably STILL MARRIED.

oh fancy that thought process....because what do you know? He's awesome wife ALSO has a blog. (she really is awesome. I feel horrible about this whole thing. What a scumbag) So i click on it. OH! WOW. monday september 20th 2010. she posted all about their trip to saint george and how amazing her husband was. how lucky she was to have him and how fun married life is. She also talked about how she got a new job so now her and ammon don't have to be as stressed about money. 

Just a thought, but maybe if ammon wasn't just handing out 50 grand to any stupid girl, they might not have to worry about finances. Oh wait...maybe they're stressed about money because THEY DON'T HAVE A LOT. and AMMON IS A LIAR. yep. got it. that makes more sense. 

I called stephanie who then texted ammon "tell me the truth right now. your married arent you?" and he just said "huh?" with a flood of other texts denying he was ever married to his FREAKING WIFE! "whos lacey?" wanna know what he said? "oh lacey? she's just some girl i dated a long time ago! i'm not married she's crazy!" WHAT AN A HOLE!

I can't believe this guy. he also went to jail for a week for i guess he says "not paying child support on time". okay sorry buddy, but you dont go to jail for a WHOLE WEEK for not paying child support. I'm not a cop but my guess is you might not go to jail for that at all. His record just says "failure to comply" I don't know exactly what that means but so far he's not very good at complying with a lot of things so i guess i can't be very surprised. I mean, he can't comply with being married, or giving me 50,000 dollars, or taking me to europe, or being talented......hahaha i'm sorry thats rude, he's talented....okay i'm lying.

(sidenote: ammon, if you're making so much green, why the overdue child support, you IDIOT!?)

Anyways. Turns out this guy is OBVIOUSLY a giant floozy. And I am bummed that I was stupid enough to fall for his really elaborate lies.

If I told you everything he said you would have believed it too, I promise. Even my parents believed it and they're grown, wise human beings. So thats saying something.

Point is, I hate getting my hopes up for going to Europe and Australia. It sucks. Okay its only happened this one time but I really, really hope it never happens again. But even more than me not being able to go on the trip of my dreams, and having to deal with the embarrassing task of having to tell everyone I bragged to that it was a scam, its even WORSE that this guy is getting away with cheating on his wife who clearly has no idea whats going on. Because she talks about how much she loves him every time she posts. and she just added a new post a second ago about how they painted his kid's rooms today and how blessed she is. And now I have to tell her about this whole thing. And I feel horrible.

I can't believe some people.

Poor girl.