Hey guys, am I cool?

Today I want to talk about being cool. And since I am most likely the expert at this, I thought I woud give you all some pointers...

Okay fine I'm lying. I'm not the expert at being cool. I'm just somewhat good at not being a complete idiot....actually maybe not even that. I think for the most part I'm just really good at spotting OTHER idiots. And you know what they say..."it takes one to know one"..
We all have our moments though, right??
That's why I never talk to anyone about politics. Because I never know what I'm talking about. And from what I've learned in my long and drab life, unless you want to live a life of misery and woe, you should NOT get involved in a political debate unless you are exceedingly learned in politics. You will be eaten alive.
Anyways. I need to inform the blogging universe of some things. For one I am no longer worried about what I am going to do after I grow up, get married, and have children. If I DO end up jarring food for the rest of my life, that's okay. Because my grandma does that and she makes some darn good homemade jam. For two, I actually got married two months ago. I know, that's unreal, right?! Its been about a year since my last post (this post is looong over due, I know) and after spending several years feeling like I was running in circles looking for something to make my life useful, I finally found it. And guess what- it all just fell right into my lap like a bead of sweat on a hot day. Ew that was a gross comparison. I'm sorry....im not deleting it though because I can't think of anything else to say. So read it and weep, stupid.

Regardless, my husband (yes, I have one of those) is great. More posts about him to come, don't you even werr-ayy. That was my gangster way of saying worry. Being a gangster is another fool proof way of being cool. Especially if you're white.
Okay so let's see how much we've learned today, kids.

To be cool:
1. Don't discuss politics unless you are politically literate.
2. Marry Casey Harward ( sorry ladies and gents... That one is going to be kind of hard to do. I guess I'm going to be one point cooler than everyone.)
3. Be a gangster.
like this guy, for example:

except just try to be a lot less like a forefather.

It's pretty simple-izzle if you ask mizzle fo shizzle.
And since no one can follow the second rule, except me, all you have to worry about is being a gangster who is indifferent about politics!

Well, it's about tiggety time for me to go now home slices. Don't vote....or do. Whatever.